Getting two consecutive days off is basically the biggest blessing in the world.

Thank you zombie jesus for this gift of an actual fucking weekend.

I was gonna get drunk but the vodka at Liberty Social tasted like sweaty feet and the combination of fucking idiotic people and music was making my brain bleed.

So instead I got a massage and some mexican and saw a comedy gig.

More excellent life choices and HOLY SHIT WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF MY EASTER WEEKEND!!!

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